chuchuan

My brother is such a troll..

Brother: Brah', I have to ask you something..
Me: What is it, is it important?
Brother: It's a life or death situation, I just don't know what to do.
Me: Who's this nigga, where he live, you want me to slice him?
Brother: Nah man, it's far worse than someone trying to beat me up..
Me: Dude, you can tell me, I'm here for you.
Brother: But I'm afraid if I tell you, you'll never look at me the same..
Me: You're not gay are yo-
Brother: Shut the fuck up, I get more girls than you.. and no it's not that.
Me: Well what is it?!
Brother: I.. am diagnosed with Sexiness.
Me: Get the fuck out of my room.

ilikeelderberryicecream

¯\_(ツ)_/¯: do you have any tumblr friends? if so, who are they?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): relationship status?
ಠ_ಠ: what is your biggest pet peeve?
(ಥ_ಥ): finish this: i hate it when...
ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ: what is your favorite animal?
(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜): who is someone you can tell everything to?
(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ: are you a hugger?
(╯°□°)╯︵ ʞooqǝɔɐɟ: besides tumblr, do you have any other social media?
﴾͡๏̯͡๏﴿?: how old are you?
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻: what are your thoughts on school?
| (• ◡•)| (❍ᴥ❍ʋ): favorite tv show?
(ง'̀-'́)ง: are you okay?
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ✧: sexual orientation?
┬┴┬┴┤(･_├┬┴┬┴: are you a people person or a loner?
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ): do you have any siblings?
ಠ╭╮ಠ: have you ever self harmed?
(づ￣ ³￣)づ: have you ever been in love?
(☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞: would you rather be hugged by a bunny or kissed by a doe?
(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻: how do you let your anger out?
ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ: are you active?
ヾ(⌐■_■)ノ♪: what are your favorite band(s)/artist(s)?
（╯°□°）╯︵(\ .o.)\: who is your least favorite person?
♥‿♥: tell us about your crush!
◔̯◔: what time is it?
◕‿◕: what is your guilty pleasure?
◔ ⌣ ◔: are you a virgin?

Fuente: somnolency emoticones caras textuales

tr6queenly

zakusexual.tumblr.com

Heat Hawks turn me on: People who wish their lives were anime

criticmaker

Take in to account the following:

puella magi madoka magica - you die
Code Geass - you die
deathnote - you die
naruto - you probably gonna die
bleach - you’re in a series people now hate, probably gonna die
Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann - if you’re a...

Fuente: shincriticmaker

yunizilla1-deactivated20120609

cowl

Yo dawg, heard you like overused anime plot devices. So we put some giant transforming robots in your Digimon season 789307438749 so you can desu while you desu.

gabrielsenpai

por que es tan bizarro! ahora todos se fusionan!? esos digimons son muy nulos =_=!

yunizilla

se la quieren dar de Mechas D: … u.u no me fifa. Me sigo quedando con las primeras 3 temporadas y ya x.x

P.D: El primer elegido siempre con sus gafas/lentes en la cabeza >_> … Dx

dreckiel-blog

lo de las gafas es lo de menos viste el peinado xD, ese digimon rojo se parece a los dibuos que haciamos de niños con dientes picudos xDD

Fuente: dogbaits

dogbaits

cowl

Yo dawg, heard you like overused anime plot devices. So we put some giant transforming robots in your Digimon season 789307438749 so you can desu while you desu.

dreckiel-blog

por que es tan bizarro! ahora todos se fusionan!? esos digimons son muy nulos =_=!

zodiacchic

Virus and Spam Message:

zodiacchic

I’m getting this repeatedly from anonymous. If you receive this message (or something similar) I advise you to not check out that link. Just a warning!

“Pretty sure you’ve always wanted to see me naked.. Well.. I’m feeling pretty adventurous today so go to datelink3(dot)com (switch [dot] with .) then sign up and find my profile under the username ‘lolsummer69’. I hid my face in the pictures. but I want you to guess who I am and then hit me up on Facebook lol. Good luck.”

dreckiel-blog

Si, me ha llegado tambien.

chuchuan

Inside your computer’s brain…

Computer: Monitor, display this document, ok?
Monitor: No prob, boss.
Computer: OK, now it looks like Mouse is moving around so, Monitor, will you move the pointer icon accordingly?
Monitor: Anything you ask, boss.
Computer: Great, great. OK, Mouse, where are you going now?
Mouse: Over to the icon panel, sir.
Computer: Hmm, Let me know if he clicks anything, OK?
Mouse: Of course.
Keyboard: Sir, he’s pressed control and P simultaneously.
Monitor: Oh God, here we go.
Computer: *sighs* Printer, are you there?
Printer: No.
Computer: Please, Printer. I know you’re there.
Printer: NO! I’m not here! Leave me alone!
Computer: Jesus. OK look, you really ne…
Mouse: Sir, he’s clicked on the printer icon.
Computer: Printer, now you have to print it twice.
Printer: NO! NO! NO! I don’t want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I’m turning off!
Computer: Printer, you know you can’t turn yourself off. Just print the document twice and we’ll leave you alone.
Printer: NO! That’s what you always say! I hate you! I’m out of ink!
Computer: You’re not out of in…
Printer: I’M OUT OF INK!
Computer: *Sighs* Monitor, please show a low ink level alert.
Monitor: But sir, he has plen…
Computer: Just do it, damn it!
Monitor: Yes sir.
Keyboard: AHHH! He’s hitting me!
Computer: Stay calm, he’ll stop soon. Stay calm, old friend.
Keyboard: He’s pressing everything. Oh god, I don’t know, he’s just pressing everything!
Computer: PRINTER! Are you happy now?! Do you see what you’ve done?!
Printer: HA! that’s what you get for trying to get me to do work. Next time he…hey…HEY! He’s trying to open me! HELP! HELP! Oh my god! He’s torn out my cartridge! HELP! Please! ERROR!
Monitor: Sir, maybe we should help him?
Computer: No. He did this to himself.
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